This is the sexiest thing I have ever seen

lost-tales-of-middle-earth:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

^I    Reasons why I love this fandom

“Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

lost-tales-of-middle-earth:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

^
I    Reasons why I love this fandom

“Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

distractions distrctions distractions

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

nobbydraws:

nobbydraws:

I never realized how fun clothing ponies was

Well this got way bigger than I thought it would

horses with clothes is my new favorite thing

krish-a:

vanillanigga-troye:

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

forever reblog

RELATIONSHIP GOALS
breaking-baz

crestas:

Survey #84 : Bold What’s True

you are in college
you are female
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life
you are short (under 5’4”)
you text a lot
you are single, but like someone
you like a lot of different kinds of music 
you are close with your mom 
you don’t have a job 
you have a horrible fear of bees 
you have quite a few guilty pleasures 
you don’t have many scars 
you stay up late
you dye your hair 
you enjoy iced coffee 
you drink occasionally 
you like to shop 
your grades are fairly good 
you are lazy 
you prefer facebook to myspace 
you are paranoid 
you have a dog 
you would consider going to law school 
you would consider plastic surgery of some kind 
you are somewhat superstitious 
your first name is short (4 letters or less) 
you have/had a piercing other than ears 
you are not very athletic 
you watch a lot of television 
you also read a lot 
you get nervous easily 
you have blue eyes 
you are disorganized 
you feel that you are friendly 
you donate time or money to charitable organizations 
you don’t hear very well 
you are pale 
you have a tumblr
people ask for your advice
& you also ask for advice a lot 
you like sushi
you’ve been out of the country 
you have a food allergy 
you sleep with a stuffed animal
summer is your favorite season
your birthday is in the spring 
your parents are divorced 
you have moved multiple times 
people think you are funny
but you have a weird sense of humor 
you carry a purse
you think a lot 
you meditate 
you seem shy, but only when you first meet someone 
you like parties 
something on your body hurts right now 
you have a sensitive nose 
you often have strange dreams
you are a bit on the hyper side

asktentacletiki:

yesthisisaaron:

This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.

PLEASE FINISHED THIS! and slap it on a tshirt or a poster i must have it!!!

asktentacletiki:

yesthisisaaron:

This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.

PLEASE FINISHED THIS! and slap it on a tshirt or a poster i must have it!!!

tr0bb:

I laughed way too hard.

tr0bb:

I laughed way too hard.

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’